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Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #124543] Thu, 16 December 2010 16:02 Go to next message
Katie  UNITED STATES
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It has come to my attention that an invasion of calico pomeranians is in progress as I type this. Secure your routers. Block your land fills. Ingest your Christmas tree only under a doctor's supervision and -- whatever you do -- never forget that Crusty The Clown is a newt.
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #124545 is a reply to message #124543 ] Thu, 16 December 2010 16:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Smoking caustic glorm again are we?
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #124548 is a reply to message #124545 ] Thu, 16 December 2010 17:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Cynthialee wrote on Thu, 16 December 2010 14:20
Smoking caustic glorm again are we?

But only from FDA approved drain cleaners!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #124554 is a reply to message #124543 ] Thu, 16 December 2010 17:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I am immune to your Jedi karaoke, wombat warrior!

[Updated on: Thu, 16 December 2010 17:18]

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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125179 is a reply to message #124543 ] Thu, 23 December 2010 09:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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*sigh*

another case of Administratoritis..........so sad

Guess we'll have to shoot this one too. Dunno
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125185 is a reply to message #125179 ] Thu, 23 December 2010 10:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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DJ wrote on Thu, 23 December 2010 18:27


*sigh*

another case of Administratoritis..........so sad

Guess we'll have to shoot this one too. Dunno





Heeeey, stay away from my auntie Katie!!!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125186 is a reply to message #125185 ] Thu, 23 December 2010 10:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125227 is a reply to message #124543 ] Thu, 23 December 2010 23:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Caustic glorm is the recommended treatment for cranial rectosis, yes? If left untreated, cranial rectosis can result in acute auto-cannibalistic cerebral mastication.

Hide you women and children!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125238 is a reply to message #124543 ] Fri, 24 December 2010 06:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Actually my dear, Caustic Glorm is best reserved for the treatment of Rectal Craniumitis. You might try applying copious quantities of fungal toe jam for your case of necrotic nasal mucous.


Naturally....blame the mucous!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125239 is a reply to message #124543 ] Fri, 24 December 2010 06:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh Look.........MISTLETOE!!!!!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125260 is a reply to message #124543 ] Fri, 24 December 2010 08:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Katie wrote on Thu, 16 December 2010 19:02
It has come to my attention that an invasion of calico pomeranians is in progress as I type this. Secure your routers. Block your land fills. Ingest your Christmas tree only under a doctor's supervision and -- whatever you do -- never forget that Crusty The Clown is a newt.



"Crusty The Clown is a newt."

Yes, but he got better!

So there.
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125273 is a reply to message #125260 ] Fri, 24 December 2010 11:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Anonymous wrote on Fri, 24 December 2010 06:55
Katie wrote on Thu, 16 December 2010 19:02
It has come to my attention that an invasion of calico pomeranians is in progress as I type this. Secure your routers. Block your land fills. Ingest your Christmas tree only under a doctor's supervision and -- whatever you do -- never forget that Crusty The Clown is a newt.



"Crusty The Clown is a newt."

Yes, but he got better!

So there.

That may be so, but no one expects ...

THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!

Comfy chair?
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125278 is a reply to message #124543 ] Fri, 24 December 2010 11:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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THIS JUST IN:

Rabid wombats are delivering reindeer droppings via parachute!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125292 is a reply to message #125278 ] Fri, 24 December 2010 13:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Katie wrote on Fri, 24 December 2010 20:25
THIS JUST IN:

Rabid wombats are delivering reindeer droppings via parachute!


That explains the brown snow!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125327 is a reply to message #124543 ] Sat, 25 December 2010 04:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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This just in!

Rudolph discovered with zombie bite while in flight. NORAD confirms Santa flight path erratic. Rumors abound that coal in naughty kid's stockings are brains!

Film at eleven ...
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125342 is a reply to message #125327 ] Sat, 25 December 2010 08:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Santa Claus = Xmas Tree = Gifts = BRAINS! = Duck!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125344 is a reply to message #125342 ] Sat, 25 December 2010 08:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Wendy C wrote on Sat, 25 December 2010 10:39
Santa Claus = Xmas Tree = Gifts = BRAINS! = Duck!



Ya' got that right!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125391 is a reply to message #125344 ] Sun, 26 December 2010 05:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Send more paramedics.
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125398 is a reply to message #124543 ] Sun, 26 December 2010 10:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Really!


The last two were delicious!!


Send extra sweet n' sour sauce too! Very Happy
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125413 is a reply to message #125398 ] Sun, 26 December 2010 14:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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What shall we have with the Fava beans?

twitches
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125414 is a reply to message #125413 ] Sun, 26 December 2010 15:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Anonymous wrote on Sun, 26 December 2010 16:29
What shall we have with the Fava beans?

twitches


I thought you always recommended a nice Chianti....I prefer Beano!!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125415 is a reply to message #125414 ] Sun, 26 December 2010 15:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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laughs
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125417 is a reply to message #125415 ] Sun, 26 December 2010 15:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Anonymous wrote on Sun, 26 December 2010 17:08
laughs


Hey.....if you were ever around me after eating fava beans you would NOT be laughing! Bad Day
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #125950 is a reply to message #124543 ] Fri, 31 December 2010 01:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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In today's news:

Widespread panic consumed markets as cerebral mastication reigned supreme in the streets. Zombie politicians sat, begging, under bridges and could be heard mournfully pleading, "Shine, mister? Shine your brain?"
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #128097 is a reply to message #124543 ] Mon, 17 January 2011 23:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Jedi wombats have been sighted repeatedly propositioning the calico Pomeranians: "Abandon the Dark Side! Darth Vader is a newt! Aaaand ... we have doggy treats!"

[Updated on: Mon, 17 January 2011 23:21]

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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #128153 is a reply to message #124543 ] Tue, 18 January 2011 10:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Darth Vader is a newt!

A witch did it to him. But ... I thought he got better.
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #128164 is a reply to message #128153 ] Tue, 18 January 2011 11:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Charlene wrote on Tue, 18 January 2011 08:33
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Darth Vader is a newt!

A witch did it to him. But ... I thought he got better.


"Ni!"
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #128187 is a reply to message #124543 ] Tue, 18 January 2011 12:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Katie, perhaps you should share this with your therapist. She or he might appreciate your free association.

By the way, do you still have the light on in your nose? If not how can you see your nose hair? Do you use a 20 watt or a 60 watt bulb?

I saw a newt back in the summer months. He was jealous of the Gekko that worked for that insurance company, and kept licking his eyeballs (his own not the gekko's). His name was Hermie, and he was about 4cm long. Hermie has a thing for Betty White. I think there would be a size mismatch though. Hermie was once kept in a trout fisherman's mouth for several hours. The fellow was an alcoholic, and Hermies waa drunk for months.
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #128188 is a reply to message #128164 ] Tue, 18 January 2011 12:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Katie wrote on Tue, 18 January 2011 12:19
Charlene wrote on Tue, 18 January 2011 08:33
Quote:
Darth Vader is a newt!

A witch did it to him. But ... I thought he got better.


"Ni!"


"We are the knights who say...Ni!"
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #128189 is a reply to message #124543 ] Tue, 18 January 2011 12:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Bwahahaha! It's alive! ALIVE I tell you!

Mua Ha Ha! Mad Grin!
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HAPPY TEN THOUSANDTH POST KATIE!!!
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Isolde wrote on Tue, 18 January 2011 10:59
HAPPY TEN THOUSANDTH POST KATIE!!!



Oh my god! Thud Thud Shocked! Panic Attack! BRAINS! Die, mutant scum! Mad Grin!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #130962 is a reply to message #124543 ] Wed, 09 February 2011 23:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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This just in:

Squelching the liberation of trog leads to major instability in the sentient libido of flatulent microphones.
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #130963 is a reply to message #124543 ] Wed, 09 February 2011 23:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Who is this obsequious nebish and what makes her think this is writing? Publish? Nay! You are to be squashed, like some grand, insect-like vermin!
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Re: Exogenous Topiary Announcement [message #132861 is a reply to message #125292 ] Thu, 24 February 2011 13:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Narcheska wrote on Fri, 24 December 2010 16:40
Katie wrote on Fri, 24 December 2010 20:25
THIS JUST IN:

Rabid wombats are delivering reindeer droppings via parachute!


That explains the brown snow!


so this is where the meaning of the word shitstorm originated.I always wondered where that came from.............
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Narcheska wrote on Fri, 24 December 2010 16:40
Katie wrote on Fri, 24 December 2010 20:25
THIS JUST IN:

Rabid wombats are delivering reindeer droppings via parachute!


That explains the brown snow!


so this is where the meaning of the word shitstorm originated.I always wondered where that came from.............
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Mua Ha Ha! "ALIVE I tell you!" BRAINS!
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On another note and in other news:

The president of The World Federation for the Normalization of Gnome Romance has announced a moratorium on dog droppings.
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The opulent permutations of exogenous topography have been called into question by the World Federation of Contagious Martians. Deliberations and negotiations on the sainthood of Lady Gaga are hereby suspended.

Lock up your valuables. Guard your women and children.
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I wanted to make a topiary tunnel for my boyfriend's driveway, but he won't let me! Not even with a paper-mâché boulder at the entrance.
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